Evidence of Superheroes?

Roni: Welcome back!

Stacey: It's been a busy week here.

Roni: Yes, it has. Judy's newest book, Sally and the Marauders, has finally hit Amazon.com.

Stacey: Yep! And if you need a copy of book 1 of the series, you can go here: Sally and the Buccaneers at TMD Books and get a signed copy, straight from Judy, at an awesome price!

Roni: Also, don't forget that both books are available for your Nook and your Kindle.

Stacey: And your book, The Bird Lady, is available on Amazon and on Nook and Kindle.

Roni: Yes, it is. Thank you, Stacey.

Stacey: So how long till mine comes out?

Roni: What?


Stacey: My book. How long till it comes out?

Roni: Uh...Soon?


Stacey: How soon?

Roni: I think Judy is working on the final edits...and she already has a cover.

Stacey: Cool! How come I haven't seen it yet?

Roni: I think it's supposed to be a surprise...

Stacey: Oh...

Roni: How was your trip?

Stacey: My trip?

Roni: To wherever you went off to with Sally and Alexia?

Stacey: OH! My TRIP! It was AWESOME! We went to this swamp-

Roni: A swamp?

Stacey: Yeah, a swamp. And I met the coolest-

Roni: Judy's next fantasy book is set in a swamp?

Stacey: Yep. And there's this-

Roni: A swamp? Really? Were there water birds?

Stacey: Water birds?

Roni: Yeah. Birds...that swim around in the water.

Stacey: There was a troll.

Roni: A troll?

Stacey: Yep. A big one. He was pretty cool.

Roni: A troll? Who was cool?

Stacey: And a water elemental.

Roni: A what?

Stacey: A water elemental...she's sort of like a uh...well, she's made of water.

Garren: Nevermind the elemental...look at what me and Toasty Bear found!

(Garren shoves pictures in front of the girls.)

Roni: (looking at the pictures) What are these, Garren?

Garren: Toasty and I have been making a scrapbook for Alexia!

(Toasty nods.)

Garren: They are all pictures we found of dragons and teddy bears getting along!

Stacey: Nice, Garren!

Garren: Can I show some of them?

Roni: Sure, go right ahead.

Garren: *ahem* Ladies and Gentlemen, Dragons and Teddy Bears, may I present to you this evidence of dragons and teddy bears getting along!

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Exhibit C

Stacey: That's not a teddy bear.

Garren: What?

Stacey: That's a panda.

Garren: What's the difference?

Stacey: It's not a teddy bear. Panda's live in the wild.

Garren: But that's all we have.

Stacey: What are the other pictures?

Garren: They're creepy.

Stacey: Creepy?

Creepy.

Stacey: Huh. I see what you mean.

Garren: Is that bad?

Stacey: It's not THAT creepy. Much.

Garren: No, that we can't find a lot?

Roni: No, Garren. It's not bad. Dragons and teddy bears just...

Stacey: Are usually so busy fighting evil that they don't have time to pose for pictures together that often.

Roni: What she said.

Garren: Oh. OK. That sounds reasonable. We're like superheroes.

Stacey: Explain...

Garren: Superheroes only team up occasionally. Usually they're like lone wolves...

Indigo: Watch where you go with wolf analogies...

Garren: Yeah! We're like superheroes! (to Toasty) We need capes!

(Garren and Toasty run off down the hall.)

Stacey: Well, this will be fun.

Roni: They're going to break something, I know it.

Stacey: So there you have it, folks. More mayhem to ensue next week. 

(CRASH)

Roni: *sigh* I'll get the broom.