Garren: Today's the big day!
Stacey: My book sees the light of day for the first time!
Garren: Oh yeah, that too!
Stacey: Nice, Garren. Thanks a lot.
Roni: What my two anxious friends are TRYING to say, is that today is Judy's book signing at the Red Mountain Library.
Stacey: Yeah, we're all packed up and ready to go.
Roni: Except that we're not invited.
Garren: Wait? What?
Roni: We're staying home, Garren.
Garren: What!? We're not going?
Roni: No, sweetheart, you're a fictional character. You can't go.
Garren: I'm a chickshenal faracter?
Indigo: You're not real.
Garren: Yes, I am.
Stacey: Garren, it's okay. I can't go either and my book is having its pre-debut.
Garren: But I AM real.
Roni: You're real to us, Garren, but the people at the library won't be able to see you.
Garren: Then why can't we go?
Stacey: He's got a point.
Roni:
*giving up* Whatever.
Garren: Everyone has to remember to tell Judy I sent them to get their free copy of Sally and the Buccaneers!** And if I sent them, then I'm REAL!
Roni:
*sighs* Okay, Garren. You're real. You can go.
Garren: Woot! I'll see everyone there! *Garren flies out the window*
Stacey: How long do you think it'll be before he realizes that he doesn't know where the library is?
Roni: Not too long. But he may get lost before then...
Stacey: Well, for everyone else in Mesa, the library is on Power Road, just north of University Drive. It'll be on the east side of the street, and they have a big sign, so you can't miss it.
Roni: And if you happen to see a nine foot-tall red dragon flying aimlessly overhead, let Garren know how to get there.
(**Free copies of Sally and the Buccaneers are while supplies last.)